he'a a boss

a Kingfish

a terror to his wife

a slave driver to his friends

an ass kisser when

he wants something

badly enough...


there's a reason why they scatter

bounding through the woods

as if hounds were in pursuit

when he turns away

they love him

but sooo impossible

to live with...


his newest invention

sits gleaming in a box

the world will bow to him

when he unleashes it

but oh nothing works

where the hell is that charger?

I'll show them this wonder thing...damn it...


why doesn't this work? I must make them listen...



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