I recommend that instead of shooting (as they deserve)
the likes of idiots and "acknowledged authorities on..."
such as Griel Marcus
Michael Gray
Clinton Heylin
and especially the terminally insufferable
Ron Rosenbaum ("Modern Times is Dylan's worst album
since Self-Portrait, and EVERYBODY'S AFRAID TO SAY SO!" --
How Brave Of You Ron--thanks for straightening the rest of us out...)
someone should tie them to chairs--facing each other--
(and screw them in advance for any of their snotty rebuttals--
the vain imbeciles!)
put Tarantula in front of them
and force them to read the letter
about the butter sculptor--
and see if they still fail to recognize themselves--
even money says they will--
Content (c) 2008-2011 Philip Milito.
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