if I'd have known the door opened only so

I could pass through and drop thirty stories to the ground

(like "what the fuck happened to the rest of the building!")

I'd have gone to the zoo instead

insulting the chimps and enraging the tigers

being anywhere but where the Powers-That-Be wanted me

then you stinking shits there'd have been no fall

and none of the world's history would have happened...

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