everybody loves me

as long as I'm bent over

they play you cheap when they know

you're about doing it the right way

"oh he's such a great guy"

"yeah a real standup guy"

but open your mouth

in some judicial situation

then turn to see how no one is there

to support you

or to cop to the truth

everybody loves me

as long as my asshole's stretched wide

and if I doing for God

to "keep things as they are for God's sake"

well then you know

God will love me too...

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